I am pregnant. No, not in reality, just in Second Life. I know it’s a weird thing to read. Trust me, it is something even weirder to write about. It is about a hud called “Mama Allpa” in Second Life.

Ok, let me explain.

Some time ago I bought the Second Life Mama Allpa hud. This hud simulates a woman’s cycle. This includes the period and the entire monthly biological phases of a female, including ovulation.

My motivation behind this was to add some more realism to my Second Life. Hence I am always wearing this hud with each and every outfit I have.

When you are wearing this, each time you log in to Second Life, you are prompted to update it to reflect your current state of the cycle. The idea behind that is, that your offline times actually are counted too.

There is a male version of the hud available. The female and the male version actually interact with each other simulating what happens in real bodies.

If you are in your ovulation and you have sex with a guy who uses the hud, chances are your status changes to pregnant.

You can avoid that using pills or condoms, or you simply don’t have sex at certain days. I did the latter, or at least I thought so.

You can imagine my shock when I logged in the other day, I was not thinking about anything bad when clicking on “Update Mama Allpa”. Then I saw this message: “Week 8, month 2”.

What the fuck?

By the way: A day cycle in Second Life is not real 24 hours. It’s actually 4 hours long. So 8 weeks is not like 8 real weeks, but much less. More or less a week in real life.

Here is an explanation on another blog: days in Second Life.

Guess what my first thought was. Exactly: who?

Well, given my rather liberal lifestyle in Second life and considering that I am in the sex trade too, this one is not as easy as it might be for somebody in a relationship or not even for the average single.

Is it actually important to know?

No, not really. But I am a rather curious person (as you probably know already) so I wanted to know. More so, I wanted to know his reaction.

All right. So let’s think about this. Who did I have sex with within the last two weeks? Yeah, I know what some of you are thinking now. But this might surprise you. It wasn’t actually that many.

What are the options?

I went back to this post:

There you can see most of my recent sex adventures. At first, I thought, It must be one of them. Maybe Lars Ferraris? I did have a lot of sex with him actually. But then I looked at the date of the post. Nope, that was way too long ago. Must have happened more recently.

Uwe?

Unlikely. Uwe is not into huds. The maximum he can manage is his animation over-writer. But it could be an option. Do you remember our “meeting” in the motel of Liberty Bay? It could have happened there.

That would be rather awkward.

Then I remembered. Oh my God!

It is most likely one of my regular clients. I recently met Dou Dou (or Dave) again. Those of you who follow this blog longer might remember him. It’s the guy I first met when working as a street whore almost two years ago.

He actually joined my group “Carolines Lovers” recently. This is a group for a few selected regular clients. A member pays a one-off fee (10.000 L$) and gets preferential treatment.

But most importantly he can book me for sex as often as I am available for no extra cost. (additional tips and gifts are appreciated but not expected).

He did join the group after a little chat we had. Funny enough, until then he actually never told me about a certain kink he has. It’s not a big deal, but for him, it was apparently. I told him, that I have seen worse kinks and it would not be a problem to please him that way sometimes.

He decided to join and requested my services. There and then. That’s where it must have happened.